Judge Roy Bean was the self acclaimed "Law" west of the Pecos.
Judge Roy Bean was the self acclaimed "Law" west of the Pecos. He dispensed his form of justice from this place in Langtry Texas. He named the town after Lily Langtry, an opera singer that he never met, but held in deepest admiration.
Dogs aren't allowed in the museum (some people are just not enlightened about the benefits of having a dog with you 24/7). Anyway, I had to look through the window of my RV jail. But Trickster that I am, I escaped my prison and ran to smell the flowers on museum grounds....unfortunately my escape didn't last long and I was apprehended and put in solitary confinement (my kennel) while mom and dad finished the museum tour.
Judge Roy Bean: Justifiable homicide.
[Goes through the man's pockets] Judge Roy Bean: I fine this man, uh, $50 for disturbing the peace and $10 for lying around. Nick the Grub (Jackson gang: [Bean has shot Bad Bob from ambush with a buffalo rifle] Damn, Judge! You shot him in the back! Whorehouse Lucky Jim (Jackson gang: Appears like he shot him in the back and the front! Judge, you didn't give him no chance! Judge Roy Bean: He'd didn't deserve a chance. If he wanted a chance; he should have gone somewhere else. Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
Lily Langtry: [Lily notices her portrait behind the bar] Is that a bullet hole through my heart?
Tector Crites (Jackson gang: Yes it is, ma'am. They was wild men in those days. Lily Langtry: Who did it? Tector Crites (Jackson gang: Snake River Rufus Krile did that, I believe. Lily Langtry: What became of him? Tector Crites (Jackson gang: Judge shot him. Dead. Dead, dead. Then he fined him for some other crimes. And then later we hanged him. Lily Langtry: Most appropriate.
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